I woke up on Xmas Day to find that ALL of my websites ( 5 in all ) were gone… And in their place I find the following:
” Learn not to bite the hand that feeds you“…
Did I piss off Santa?? No not at all…
It seems I pissed off the paranoid little punk ass little bitch that was hosting my sites.
Not that it was a good place to be hosted anyway. The stupid little shit was blackballed by half of the internet anyway.
How did I piss him off you ask? Well my friends let me tell you a story…
A long time ago in a land 2 blocks from here we let a couple of ( we thought ) friends stay with us for a while. It seems they had to leave the DR ( Dominican Republic ) rather quickly and had no place to go. You see they are self styled political activists. A husband and wife team as it were. Things were getting rather uncomfortable down there in the DR since the new Pope was put in place and our beloved Fearless leader was on his war rampage. So one night we get a call from the DR and they want out, the wife says she is scared to death. It seems that people are disappearing down there and turning up dead. So we say, “Sure come on. We will put you up for a while. Just need to cover your expenses and share of the bills”… “Cool they say.. No problem.. We will be staying several months and then we will be off to do our thing again”…
Things went great for the first month. It was good to see old friends again. The female of this couple was in the “Adult” industry, BDSM phone sex division. My wife had tried it once before but just as she got started our brother passed away. The wife was not in the best shape after that to do this job so she let it go. But now that these 2 were back and living with us for several months it seemed like a good time to get back into the business again. So with the help of the female friend she did. And since she was in the “Adult Industry” they already had a web server of their own and hosted several sites. SO they offered to host our sites as well.. Coolies.. What are friends for? SO I set up all our sites on their server and everything was peachy…
Then it happened.. Oh boy.. One day a few friends were giving the wife a hard time about her knowledge of the banking industry. She knew what she was talking about as she had worked in the field for over 2 years. Two of the friends were just trying to get her goat but the one was serious and was sure he was right. Hell if you ask him he is always right. Well one thing led to another and the wife finally had enough and went off to our bedroom to calm down…
Me, in my infinite wisdom then said, “Great guys, now you all really pissed her off!”. And then this idiot jumps up, runs to the dining room and throws his laptop against the wall.. Meanwhile shouting at me.. ” It was not my fault. It was not my fault”… The other 2 friends look at me for answers. I shrugged my shoulders and watched the show. After he picked up his laptop he bolts out the door and we don’t see him for 2 days.
Meanwhile his wife is in their bedroom on a “work” call.. She gets done, comes out to see what happened… Everyone explains to her that her precious little hubby just threw to Grand Mall of temper tantrums and bolted out the door… Well she eventually gets him on the cell phone and we find out he took off to the hotel down the road and booked himself a room. He told the wife he was afraid to come back because we all thought it was his fault my wife was pissed off…
Now do you recall my saying it was HIS fault she was upset? No? I didn’t think so. I said “Great guys, now you all really pissed her off!” But the putz only heard what he wanted to hear. You would have to meet this guy to understand. He really needs professional help. Ask any of the friends we have that have met him and they will all tell you the same thing. He creeps most people out… He has always had that Charles Manson / David Koresh aura about him. But I digress…
His wife finally talked him into coming back to the house after 2 days in the hotel.. Shortly there after they took a trip to NM to visit old friends. They were gone for about 2 weeks.. The wife and I had a funny feeling the whole time they were gone.. But just let it pass.. Eventually when they returned we were informed that they had rented a place in NM and were going to be gone by the end of the week.. ( Now this was after buying several acres of land here in Missouri ( on Ebay no less ) to set up home. So we in all good conscience said ” WTF, you said you were staying with us for another 4 months ?? We were counting on you to be here, since the wife had decided to take a chance (on your recommendation no less) and go back to work in the “Adult” field . And now you are going to bail and leave us high and dry”? And the answer of course was ….. You guessed it.. ” Yes, we just want to get back home to our friends ( what the fuck are we, chopped liver? ) and be closer to the wife’s place of employment”.
So that said, they commenced to make arrangements to leave. And by goddess they were gone in under 3 days. Now not a word was said between any of us during that 3 days. I made a promise to the wife that I would not lose my temper. We didn’t have the money for my bail if I did.. So we let them go… And his parting words to the wife were… ” You’ll never be as good as my wife. Your too fat and don’t know what you are doing” .
OK folks.. If there was ever a reason to just beat the fucking snot out of that little prick I cant think of one.. But I promised the wife I wouldn’t.. “Let them go she said.. Karma .. Remember Karma”… Ok I know what comes around will go around… But it sure didn’t make me feel any better…
So they left, and we have not spoken since then.. Then on Xmas day I wake up to find the statement above where all my websites should have been.. Now what the fuck… But it is ok.. I got the sites hosted elsewhere and we are back in business again.. And this time the sites cam be seen by everyone. Not like the black listed douchbag server they were on.. Anyway, I just wanted to share my Xmas Cheer with the world..
Hope everyone had a good Xmas and will have a wonderful New Year…
Peace Out all
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